(with apologies to Oscar Hammerstein)
He will not ever say
what you would have him say,
but now and then he'll say
something horrible.
The thoughtless things
he'll do will hurt and worry you.
Then all at once he'll do
something terrible.
He has a thousand dreams
that won't come true.
Who knows if he believes in them.
They’re aimed at screwing you.
chorus sung by the bass:
You'll always go along,
defend him when he's wrong.
tell him when he's headstrong
he is wonderful.
He'll always need your love
and so he'll get your love.
It's unfathomable.
