Friday, November 6, 2020

Kick him when he's down -- why not? He would.

So, as it looks that we'll be done with Trump at last, I think about the annoying TV ad for Got Junk?, an international company (with franchises) which does trash removal -- or as it advertises, "no contact junk removal." In the Boston version, people are encouraged to just point at what they want removed and it disappears instantly. If I knew how to make a meme, that one's too tempting. 

Saturday, September 5, 2020

notable quotes from our 3-year-old-in-chief

Trump's next book should be titled, "Everything I Know I Learned in Kindergarten" 

Chapter 1: I know you are, but what am I?

Chapter 2: Ya gonna make me? You and who else?

Chapter 3: I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me & sticks to you.

Saturday, August 29, 2020

🎵 Ivanka and the King of I Am 🎵

(with apologies to Oscar Hammerstein)

He will not ever say
what you would have him say,
but now and then he'll say
something horrible.

The thoughtless things
he'll do will hurt and worry you.
Then all at once he'll do
something terrible.

He has a thousand dreams
that won't come true.
Who knows if he believes in them.
They’re aimed at screwing you.

chorus sung by the bass:
You'll always go along,
defend him when he's wrong.
tell him when he's headstrong
he is wonderful.

He'll always need your love
and so he'll get your love.
It's unfathomable.